The Kyler skipping method 

When you skip a class by going into another classroom that has a substitute in it for the period

Grant: yo come into our classroom we have a substitute in it
Kyler: alright

The Kyler skipping method

The Kyler skipping method by Thiccboy8042 March 1, 2020

skipping levels 

the art of getting really high and thinking you are playing a video game, passing a level each time you feel that much more high. The phrase "game over" is frequently associated with this word, it's simply the grand finale of your highness.

Bob- Yo what's goody for tonight?
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.

skipping levels by One crew member December 23, 2011

Skipping 

When a retard skips your post cause they didn't actually read it.

Damn, some of these editors don't know shit about skipping!

Skipping by learningisforthebest February 4, 2014

Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

Speed-jay-skipping by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

skipping class 

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

skipping class by Ctfd February 14, 2014

skipping the monkeys 

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

skipping the monkeys by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

thug skipping 

to attempt to appear butch/masculine while dancing, especially a male stripper.

That Chippendale dancer is hot, but the way he's thug skipping up on that stage is ridiculous.

thug skipping by MontrealGuy August 24, 2005