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Skippering

To skip and run at the same time, during times of great joy or when you need to exit a room as obnoxiously as possible and still seem happy.
I was extremly happy at a party when suddenly a crab monster burst through the wall, so I began skippering as fast as I could away from it.
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titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.
What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010
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Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!
by CharlESee June 28, 2022
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Skipping a Can

The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.

i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.

Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.
"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."
by Peanuts Baker February 26, 2018
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Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.
I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.
by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020
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skipping

To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)
"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"
by Dysfunction September 22, 2003
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skipping

The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!

Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.

Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.

Skipping is under-rated and you know it.
Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.

*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*
by PeteThePirate April 22, 2005
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