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bum scrumping 

It is the phrase given to gay men who go out at night looking for other me. Gay men who are in escene going on the pull. They are often the ones found at the bar scanning the room much how a non gay person would if looking for a girl, the main difference is that they are looking for a 'bum' to 'scrump' (steal).
Spyro: Left go scrumping...
Roz: What bum scrumping...
Spyro: No Urban.... whats bum scrumping...
Roz: Isnt that what gay people do when they are on the pull?
Spyro: I am sure i dont know!
bum scrumping by Spyro18 October 18, 2006

schlomping 

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
schlomping by girl April 20, 2004

Shrimping 

When a guy or a girl or two guys have sexual intercourse. The male ejaculates his load in either the woman's or mans anal cavity. Then the person who has filled up his partners ass with juice sticks a straw up the anus and sucks the cream out to enjoy a warm treat
"SHRIMPING" - cream pie my ass, i'll the give you the straw to suck it out!
Shrimping by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011

Urban Scrumping 

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.
Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"
Urban Scrumping by Madde February 7, 2008

Shlucking 

Female masterbation, word taken from the noise made.
Rebecca decided to have a good shlucking to a picture of James and her grandad.
Shlucking by TheRealFlopadomp April 12, 2016

Big shrimping 

So you know how when you're spooning, there's a big spoon. Well big shrimping is when you do that, but in the water
Dianne: I'm pretty comfy

Jack: Well do you mind big shrimping?
Big shrimping by Raubry August 1, 2017