shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.

"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."

shalted by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009

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Shit Stalled

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.

Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.

Shit Stalled by withinthelight May 9, 2012

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stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

stalled one by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

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Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

Red Shelled by Shrekling September 8, 2016