Rand Paul 

Son of the popular Congressman Ron Paul, Rand is a junior Senator from Kentucky and is considered to be a part of the Tea Party movement that his father's supporters started on Dec. 16, 2007. Despite having been newly elected, he is already proving himself to be among one of the few principled politicians to enter Washington, apart from his father.

Paul was sworn in on January 5, 2011 along with his father, marking the first time in congressional history that a child served in the Senate while the parent simultaneously served in the House of Representatives.

Although he describes himself as a "constitutional conservative" with libertarian leanings, it's been noted that his positions on the issues are nearly identical to his father's but merely "packaged" differently.

Almost immediately upon entering office, Rand Paul is already following up on his promises on balancing the budget with a legislative proposal to cut $500 billion from federal spending in one year and voted against the re-authorization of the Patriot Act, one of only 2 republican senators to do so.

Rand Paul by Eyebrawl March 11, 2011

Rand Paul 

A principled senator from Kentucky who is the son of Ron Paul who believes in non-interventionist foreign policy and right to privacy and decriminalizing drugs. A republican with a strong libertarian streak. Also known as a republitarian.

Uninformed GOP Voter: who should I vote for?

Rand Paul Supporter: You should vote for a Rand Paul, a senator from Kentucky who believes in liberty and the constitution.

Rand Paul by sjwhater June 1, 2017

Rand Paul 

A guy who has done more than anyone to expose the hypocrisy at the heart of right-wing "libertarianism"

"Libertarian means follow der Führer" -Rand Paul

Rand Paul by Queen Buttrix December 17, 2020

Rand Paul 

1. A conservative Republican with libertarian views, Rand Paul is running for the U.S. Senate in 2010 to replace outgoing KY Senator Jim Bunning. Rand is the son of Texas Congressman Ron Paul. According to Rand himself, he was NOT named after author Ayn Rand.

Paul helped found the Kentucky Taxpayers United, an anti-tax group, in 1994. He favors eliminating the Federal Reserve system, the U.S. Dept. of Education, the IRS, the federal income tax, the Fair Housing Act, the Americans with Disabilities Act and other government programs. Paul also opposes abortion under any circumstances, even in cases of rape and incest. He has publicly criticized the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Born in Pennsylvania, Rand Paul attended Baylor University in Waco, TX, and Duke University in NC. He works as an ophthalmologist in Bowling Green, KY.

2. A favorite candidate of the U.S. Tea Party movement, Paul won the Republican Senate nomination in May 2010, defeating KY Sec. of State Trey Grayson. He has been endorsed by Gun Owners of America, Steve Forbes, FreedomWorks and Sarah Palin, among others.

3. Rand Paul has made several explosive remarks on the campaign trail and in his writings. In late May 2010, he called President Obama "un-American" for criticizing BP regarding the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. He has also explicitly criticized government laws banning discrimination, reversing himself partially when his spoken and written statements were broadcast nationally.

Rand Paul is the darling of the Tea Party movement and the bane of moderate Republicans.

Rand Paul by Peter Kobs May 21, 2010

rand mcnally

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

One can use "in Rand McNally..." to represent a false statement, ie. something that does not hold true presumably holds true in Rand McNally.

See episode 2F13 of "The Simpsons", 'Bart vs. Australia' for more information.

"Did you see that chick? She is fucking hot."
"In Rand McNally maybe."

rand mcnally by Steve Buscemi October 30, 2004

rand-ho

1.) A girl who a guy hooks up with randomly; one he does not have feelings for and both parties are usually intoxicated.

2.) A combination of the words random and whore; as in this girl is not only a random hook-up, but she makes it a habit to be a random hook-up.

"Who is that rand-ho your bf is talking to?"

rand-ho by runjennrun February 11, 2010

rand corporation 

The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.

Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)

rand corporation by ifky302 January 3, 2008