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1. A dick with an IQ lower than an old puddle of cum.

2. A backstabbing ginger who turns on his friends for a girl over 400 miles away.

3. A lazy, gluttonous dumbass who makes fun of your weight, and then becomes even fatter than you.

4. A constant reminder that this world is full of morons who need to be shot on the spot.
Jake is a dumbass if he thinks his dad will let him skip his nightly ass reeming so he can stay out later working the corners as a cock-hungry transexual whore dubbed "ass-gape ogborn"
Ogborn by Fretshred100 January 20, 2009

Jack Osbourne 

he's a fat little joke who thinks he's some kind of pimp and record executive. when in actuallity the fat, ugly little shit would never be in the record buisiness or get any of the the skanks that he does, if he wasn't ozzy's son.
Jack Osbourne by camille January 19, 2004

Osbourne 

Verb: To osbourne something is to brutally maul and/or decapitate something. Named after George Osbourne, Chancellor of the Exchequer from 2010, who made a lot of spending cuts.
Wow, that wolverine osbourned that tramp!
Osbourne by SpeedFreak01 January 16, 2011

Osbourn Park 

One of the skeeziest places in northern virginia thats full of drug dealing, designer bag toting, abercrombie wearing, alcoholic kids who outspend daddy's bank accounts and think theyre hott because of it.
OMG that girl is SO, osbourn park.
Osbourn Park by Jennifer Divougue November 8, 2008

Brett Osborne 

hot as fuck, sexy, god, good fuck ,porn star ,perfect
oh my god is that brett osborne the porn star he is hot as fuck!
Brett Osborne by WE ,LOVE BRETT November 21, 2020

lily osbourne 

A lily Osbourne is a loyal, trustworthy, hilarious and a stunning girl. She comes across as very exclusive at first but once she opens up to you, you are open to a crack of a time. Lily Osbourne is a girl you never want to let go of, for her loyalty, decisions and wise advice are what leads you to the greatest of places. Lily Osbourne carries fun and warmth wherever she goes and is extremely confident, however those closest to her can really see when she is hurting or breaking apart. Lily Osbourne is typically a blonde haired-blue eyed girls whose beauty shines inside and out.
Joeys boy: "checkout that blonde bombshell"
Jacob: "that's lily osbourne"
lily osbourne by sbhxsjwenxids June 27, 2018