Mikhail Gorbachev 

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

Mikhail Gorbachev by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006

Mikhail Less 

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.

"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me

Mikhail Less by Dave March 25, 2004

Mikhail 

Google crome sweet and simple dome mikhal head ass. Crack headery at its finest

You have a mikhail dome it’s insane

Mikhail by Domiod January 8, 2019

mikhail gorbachev 

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.

Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?

mikhail gorbachev by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006

Mikhail 

A large-nosed fella who, without reason, is equipped with large toes. As it is written in the law of the land, Mikhail does not understand basic social etiquette. He will sometimes sit down next to you and stare at you dead in the eyes and say, "Am I being weird right now?" A girl on a bed thinks Mikhail is beautiful, but a guy in a chair thinks Mikhail is a delicious dick-hole with a dream.

Why is Mikhail here?

Mikhail by Michael Fucker October 8, 2018

mikhail 

the type of guy to kill him self with a spoon

R.I.P mikhail cause of death dies to spoon

mikhail by fart poo December 11, 2018

Mikhail 

Mikhail is an asshole. He always ignores people and only loves himself. He thinks that he is a big dick but in real he can be only a piece of shit nothing more. Furthermore he is stupid af his Instagram account sucks.

Mikhail the human form of narcissism.

Mikhail by Someone that has a crush on May 22, 2017