Mikhail's Law 

Without personally identifying details or a detectable Russian accent, it is utterly impossible to distinguish a Trump supporter in such a way that someone won't mistake them for a Russian troll or shill.

"Russia is our friend, and Trump is a friend to Russia. Vladimir Putin is a strong, honest leader who should be respected. Putin has done nothing wrong because Putin said so!"

Is this guy a Trump supporter or a Russian shill? I can't tell. I call Mikhail's Law!

Mikhail's Law by The Wrinkled Newspaper July 21, 2018

Mikhail Gorbachev 

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

Mikhail Gorbachev by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

Mikhail Tolmachev

Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Tolmachev!

"I wish I was like Mikhail Tolmachev!"

"Life would be perfect!"

Mikhail Tolmachev by Hdhdhdhd0001 May 19, 2017

Mikhail Rudyak 

Usually a gay ass nigga.
He can be a G doe.

Wassup Mikhail Rudyak
Gay ass nigga

Mikhail Rudyak by anonymous December 25, 2022

Mikhail Gorbachev 

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

Mikhail Gorbachev by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006

Mikhail Less 

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.

"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me

Mikhail Less by Dave March 25, 2004

mikhail gorbachev 

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.

Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?

mikhail gorbachev by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006