Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck 

Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb

Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck by Fominroman October 7, 2021

stephenie meyer 

see pedophile

the other day i was chillen with my little brother and stephenie meyer like kidnapped him and raped him

stephenie meyer by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008

Dan Meyer 

A sword swallower. Dan has broken numerous records with help and has won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. He is one of the last sword swallowers in the world and has been on numerous news and talk shows.

Did you see Dan Meyer swallow that sword on America's Got Talent last night?

Dan Meyer by WalkerA September 2, 2009

Urban Meyer 

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer

Urban Meyer by Pharr October 8, 2021

Going To Meyer's 

The inviting of a member of the opposite sex round to your house for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Need not apply to gf/bf. i.e any random person

N.B: This only applies if you actually get some, inviting a person over and NOT getting with them despite your best efforts is not Going To Meyer's.

"Ah, man, I invited Patti round to mine"
"Why?"
"Going To Meyer's if you know what I mean"

Going To Meyer's by The Donk December 27, 2009

Stephanie Meyer 

The author of what could have been a decent series, but failed epically in that department when The Necronomicon- I MEAN - Breaking Dawn came out.

Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.

Who would you like to punch in the face because she failed so hard?

Stephanie Meyer.

Stephanie Meyer by fsrsk2 May 15, 2009

Stephanie Meyer 

A common misspelling of the name Stephenie Meyer.

Stephenie Meyer is most known for writing the Twilight Saga, and ninety-five percent of Urban Dictionary writers love to flame her, the remaining five percent praising her like she's their only reason to live.

See Stephenie Meyer. I recommend you read my indifferent definition which should probably be posted by the time you read this.

XxUnoriginalEmoScreennameXx: dont u hate stephanie meyer?? we should get together and asassinate her

ScreennameMadeToSoundLikeNinja: I don't really give a damn, but if you're going to flame her try to get her name right.

Stephanie Meyer by InsertBrilliantNameHere April 13, 2011