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Real Time with Bill Maher 

The HBO original Television series with political Commentator and comedian, Bill Maher.

In 2002 Maher was the subject of controversy when on his original "Politically Incorrect's September 17 show, had guest Dinesh D'Souza disputing the Bush's label of calling the 9-11 terrorists, "Cowards". She said the terrorists were warriors. Maher agreed and replied "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly".

His show was canceled on ABC and Real Time premiered on HBO on February 21, 2003
Bill Maher out lasted President Bush when his show "Real Time with Bill Maher" was picked up for another season in 2009.
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Bill Maher 

An American comedian, writer, and show-host who shares many agnostic, liberal, and occasionally libertarian views about society. In other words, he's frickin' hilarious.

Currently hosts "Real Time with Bill Maher" Friday nights on HBO.
1: Hey man, what are up to?
2: Not much. Just watching some Bill Maher.
1: Nice. He make fun of religion yet?
Bill Maher by KewDrew April 30, 2006

craig maher 

WOW. look at him he's a real Craig Maher
craig maher by chinawoman9999 February 27, 2016

Dan Maher 

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic
Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher
Dan Maher by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012

Sean Maher 

Massive dicked man packing down below. He has 17 kids and 3 ex-wife’s and he’s fucked 327 other women just because he wants to. How many other kids does he have? No one knows! He only practices safe sex sometimes. He is also 6ft 5in and he has size 17 shoes which he busts into. He’s a complete horndog who fucks all women in sight and they love him for it. They love when he busts all over their feet and they enjoy as he licks the cum dry from their feet after.
Girl 1: OMG!! Who is that sex demon!!
Girl 2: It’s Sean Maher!! Augghhhg
Girl 3: Authhhgggg!!! Sean lemme lick you
Sean Maher by Horndogking379 June 16, 2022

Justin Maher

i just met a justin maher today, he looked like the jolly green giant.
Justin Maher by dalty November 21, 2010

Bill Maher Head Slam 

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)