lamecats 

Derived from 'lolcats', it is an adjective describing something that is beyond ridiculous; something that is unbelievably stupid or you know, lame.

I went to school only to be told that the boiler broke and all the students were to be sent home.
Lamecats.

lamecats by DontEatChalk May 22, 2011

lame arse dick 

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

lame arse dick by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

cocaine-laced smile 

An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.

Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.

cocaine-laced smile by cokebrain September 11, 2012

lamebook 

A website displaying the lamest comments, status updates and pictures of the popular social network Facebook.

Mitchell - "What happened with you and Lafonda?"

Philip - "Bitch kept postin' wild nonsense, wound up on lamebook."

Mitchell - "I never liked her anyway."

lamebook by bogusb42 May 31, 2009

laced 

1. a drug that is laced into another is snuck in without the consumers knowledge. ("man, that weed i smoked last night was laced with cocaine")
2. dressed up in ("that rich bitch was laced up fine")

laced by lauren August 30, 2003

Lamees 

There are few words other than 'perfect' that can describe the raw beauty of a Lamees. An absolutely beautiful, kind, big hearted, caring, loving, generous, sweet, cute catooo who makes the best girlfriend even to walk the surface of the planet. She can make anyone's day 200X better by just talking to them. Also a massive NF fangirl. Overall an amazing, wonderful, fantastic person.

"I love you so much! You're my Lamees!"

Lamees by Seschwanbam July 4, 2019

lameface

someone who is increbibly lame

Person 1: Hey what you doin tonight?
Person2: nothing with you, lameface!

lameface by ghjiseo January 11, 2009