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One who possesses every single characteristic of a lame...including physical features
Jenn: Hey do you know that guy Ranell?

Starquasha: Girl, yea!

Jenn: He's such a lame-face *eye roll*

Starquasha: You ain't lyin
Lame-face by Jen the Hen February 10, 2010

Lame face 

Someone who is a total ass to you when they dont even know who you are really,As on a forum or site.
BD:whats your favorite game?
Crooked: my fav game is WOW
Maxx:STFU BD
BD: Maxx your such a lame face
Maxx:IDGAF about you
BD:then leave me alone you dont know me
Lame face by Brokendreams3390 July 24, 2006

lamefacture 

a person who manufactures lameness.
Guy: Im going out of town for 10 days.
Girl: Wow, youre such a lamefacture.
lamefacture by sarahsexmuffin June 25, 2009
noun; a word used to describe a very unintelligent person who still attempts to succeed in college. usually, one who is described as lameace will be expected to flunk out, and usually does within the first few semesters of school.
joe: "man, i'm turning in to such a lameace!"
jane: "well, try harder!"
joe: "i can't, i'm completely retarded!"
A nickname coined to young overweight unattractive girls on personal networking sites (like myspace, facebook, bebo) that take thousands of pictures of their good aspects (usually the face, close ups on eyes, and feet or hands). Sometimes thats all they have, or very old pictures of them or overly photoshopped pictures of them. They are usually in a relationship but put up skanky pictures for attention and will whine if they don't have enough photo comments. You will notice many many pictures of themselves however when it comes to doing similar videos of them there is none. There are also no pictures of them around other people usually. Also, pictures of them tagged or on other peoples pages you can see that they are unattractive and bigger than all their own pictures.
"I just added this really hot chick, check it out"
"No, dude, that's just another laceface"

"I met this great girl on myspace but she looked better on myspace"

"This girl has a hundred different awards for contests with their pictures, but all their pictures are super blurry facial close ups. She must be a laceface."
LaceFace by Colleen82 June 17, 2009

lambface 

Lambface: noun, One who is foolish but in a reasonably endearing way. Also, adj: Lambfaced.
"I tried to bake you a cake, but it sort of collapsed."
"Tsk. Lambface."
lambface by Grant Howitt May 20, 2006
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