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To drink large quantities of alcohol and sing 90's pop songs until the wee morning hours, usually with only one other person. Also used to describe making drunken decisions to do shots.
**also see "bad decisions"
"Oh man I am so tried me and Janet were up all night drinking and signing Madonna."
"Damn Laverne, sounds like you got lamed!"
Lamed by bizdoggette June 6, 2016
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Verb:To get your Steam,World of Warcraft,Runescape,Myspace,Facebook or even email hijacked by giving a password away during chatting or even in an email
Jim:Dude,Bob,I'm telling you!Gabe Newell stole my steam account!
Bob:Dude,I doubt Gabe Newell would steal your two game account.
Steve:You just got lamed,man!
Lamed by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009
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lamed out 

When you hear something so lame that you can't even listen anymore.
*your friends fangirling about something you don't care about* "Oh my gosh, you guys. I'm so lamed out by your conversation."
lamed out by spazzyazy01 June 20, 2015

lamed vavnik 

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.
No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.
lamed vavnik by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Date lamed 

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.
"Where's my husband? Have I been date lamed?"
Date lamed by Goodlyon February 29, 2016

Lamebron 

A name given to fans of Lebron James by those who strongly dislike him and think he is "lame." The action that accompanies this word is surrounding a Lamebron, saying "Lamebron" repeatedly in a high falsetto voice, and rubbing heads against the Lamebron. This is often done after Lebron James loses a game or has a fail play.

Can also just be used at any random time for any random usage.
"Oh! Kobe Bryant scored 60 points against the Miami Heat. LAMEBRON!"

"You never give me anything for my birthday! You are such a lamebron!"

"I just bit my tongue! This is so lamebron!"
Lamebron by lamebron424242 March 27, 2012

lame shane 

Any loss of erection or libido due to back pain.
Everything was going smooth until I lame Shaned this chick. She won't call me back...
lame shane by BabyChoker July 13, 2017
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