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To drink large quantities of alcohol and sing 90's pop songs until the wee morning hours, usually with only one other person. Also used to describe making drunken decisions to do shots.
**also see "bad decisions"
"Oh man I am so tried me and Janet were up all night drinking and signing Madonna."
"Damn Laverne, sounds like you got lamed!"
Lamed by bizdoggette June 6, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Verb:To get your Steam,World of Warcraft,Runescape,Myspace,Facebook or even email hijacked by giving a password away during chatting or even in an email
Jim:Dude,Bob,I'm telling you!Gabe Newell stole my steam account!
Bob:Dude,I doubt Gabe Newell would steal your two game account.
Steve:You just got lamed,man!
Lamed by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009
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lamed out 

When you hear something so lame that you can't even listen anymore.
*your friends fangirling about something you don't care about* "Oh my gosh, you guys. I'm so lamed out by your conversation."
lamed out by spazzyazy01 June 20, 2015

lamed vavnik 

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.
No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.
lamed vavnik by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Date lamed 

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.
"Where's my husband? Have I been date lamed?"
Date lamed by Goodlyon February 29, 2016

Lamebron 

A name given to fans of Lebron James by those who strongly dislike him and think he is "lame." The action that accompanies this word is surrounding a Lamebron, saying "Lamebron" repeatedly in a high falsetto voice, and rubbing heads against the Lamebron. This is often done after Lebron James loses a game or has a fail play.

Can also just be used at any random time for any random usage.
"Oh! Kobe Bryant scored 60 points against the Miami Heat. LAMEBRON!"

"You never give me anything for my birthday! You are such a lamebron!"

"I just bit my tongue! This is so lamebron!"
Lamebron by lamebron424242 March 27, 2012

lame shane 

Any loss of erection or libido due to back pain.
Everything was going smooth until I lame Shaned this chick. She won't call me back...
lame shane by BabyChoker July 13, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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