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user juke 

Unequivocally the best move in Madden. The player simply wiggles the analog stick a bit as a defender approaches, which causes the ballcarrier to quiver awkwardly. This in turn confuses the approaching defender, who panics, dives out of bounds, and leaves an open avenue to the end zone. Nearly always results in a touchdown.

Great for pissing your friends off.
Jake (on defense): Oh dude, I'm gonna hit stick you so hard!
Roy (offense): We'll see...
----Roy performs a user juke----
Jake: F-fuck! what happened!? You did some kind of weird jiggle thing!
Roy: User juke, bitch. Six points, Titans.
user juke by pigpilot January 18, 2010
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Orgasm jukebox 

The sudden urge to listen to a particular song after having an orgasm. post-coital orgasm cum ejaculate
“As soon as i’d shot my load i had a sudden urge to hear Chop Suey! by System Of a Down, no idea why!”

“That be the Orgasm Jukebox then”
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Filthy Juke 

A hotdog that consists of Gravy, Honey Mustard, and Onion balls
yo my boy just opened a new filthy juke stand over there
Filthy Juke by Benedicttt’s December 23, 2021
to be fooled or purposely mislead.
That nigga juked me. He said he was gonna pay me back, but he didn't.
juked by Quintin Lewis November 7, 2004
The place you go to after you leave the enemy team behind in Humiliation Village.
Graves: "So Thresh, did you hook up?"
Thresh: "Nah man, Jinx bought a one way ticket to Juke City before I could."
Juke City by dat90skehd May 30, 2015
To ejaculate. Typically done in a disrespectful manner.
"Jimmy said he picked up a $20 blowjob whore in Oakland last night and juked in her mouth."
juked by affluent geoffrey July 22, 2019

Jukes towers of hell

A Roblox game where tower of hell noobs go to tower of true skill and quit the game cause its too hard
Kreekcraft: Tower of true skill
*goes in and cat do the first jump
Kreekcraft: Jukes towers of hell is too hard