jukie 

A scuzzy, out of work person commonly found in the projects of Northeast Pennsylvania. A jukie lacks any regard for personal hygiene. Other wise referred to as a townie, scum bag, sleaze ball, dirt bag, etc. Not to be confused with a gypsy.

"Honey, Lock the car doors, we are passing through a jukie infested area"

jukie by Pat Benatar October 15, 2006

jukie 

avoiding normality and common logic

That's some jukie ass pay I'm making at that job

jukie by Keser Soce January 31, 2004

jukie 

Orgin: Originally pulled from a Sprite commercial in which the actor stated holding up a cheap imitation soda "It's Jukie!" Also the nickmname of a famous football star Running Back, Julius "Jukie" Jones. Who was known for "juking" his opponents making them miss tackles.

The word is now used as both an adjective and a noun.

As an adjective it refers to anything not of the norm, lame, of bad quality, or cheap. It can be used in place of or combined with any cuss word with good results as well.

As a noun it takes on the form of "Juke" which relates to any person possessing the qualities that imbue the adjective.

Adjective Example:
"The dialog in this movie is really jukie!"
"Get your jukie ass up here now"

Noun Example:
"Shut up and listen to me, you juke!"

jukie by R David Paine III June 24, 2007

jukie 

Of poor quality and/or construction.

Man, that is one jukie fuckin' chair!

jukie by tejay February 24, 2004

jukie 

A nickname used for Nissan Juke owners.

Just washing my jukie!

jukie by swellh06 September 3, 2016

Jukie 

An all round amazing person/genius.

They are phenomenal in bed. They will cuddle and talk to you after and give you 37% of your cab fare home.

They can solve any problem in 16 words and are on a big business watch list because they invented the everlasting lightbulb.
If you ever find a wild Jukie you should cherish and nurture them because your life will never be any better than when they are by your side.

'Man, I wish we had a Jukie here'
'Yeah, a real Jukie could solve all our problems AND give us great head!'

Jukie by Judoking83 September 3, 2021

juke's towers of hell

that one game where people fucking cry over a TUTORIAL TOWER like jeez

"hello mr phase razor want to beat thanos tower"
"juke's towers of hell"

juke's towers of hell by krixic September 23, 2020