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Howlin' Wolf 

A "Howlin' Wolf", also known as a "Chester Arthur Burnett" (1910 - 1976), was a blues musician who stood like Goliath and squealed like a banshee. One critic described his voice as "the sound of God trying to pass a kidney stone while running over elephants with a bulldozer". George Lucas has often calimed that the character of Darth Vader was created to be a less badass version of Howlin' Wolf. Mr. Wolf paved the way for many of the big, sweaty, black men in the business today. That said, you owe him big, Biggie.
That guy is almost as badass as Howlin' Wolf.

Last night my woman and I made sweet love to the eargasmic sounds of Howlin' Wolf.
Howlin' Wolf by WhiteGuilt May 28, 2009
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Connor Hollingworth 

wow i wish i was connor hollingworth

Hollingshead 

A very old family of Anglo-Saxon origin. Beleived to have lived in Cheshire since before the Norman Conquest, most likely related to the Hollingsworths of the same area. Earliest known ancestor was Hugh Hollyn of Prestbury, Cheshire. It is an exceedingly rare surname, so, most people with this name are probably related.
Anthony Hollingshead was a Loyalist during the American Revolution and escaped to Canada.
Hollingshead by rumgills May 1, 2012

howlingtwat 

A howlingtwat is an absolute howler, who also is a bit of a twat if you can suspend disbelief and believe that.

Generally these people are self-aggrandizing, arrogant dickwads.

Basically a huge fucking twat, who tries hard to shove his chode-worthy peg-leg up other peoples poop-chutes, but eventually ends up getting fowl howlers shoving their far more opaque and substantial peg-legs up his overly hyped, bloody mudslide regularly.

Howlingtwats are commonly found across the spectrum, and in very large quantities in countries as varied as Belgium, Canada, China, France, Germany, Israel, and Russia, where they commonly constitute most of the population. They also constitute the peasants in countries not mentioned above.

They are usually told as children that they are important, and they usually go to schools impoverished, but try to rise above the dirt by being howlingtwats. Their common justification is that they scored 5-20% better in maths, or some other subject in school or college.
howlingtwat: "Look how big my head is. My math skills are higher than yours thus I deserve your sisters pussy'
Top 10%: "Shut up bitch, bend over for the fowl howlers, like you were born to"
howlingtwat: "No I am smarter than you, trust meee!'
Top 10%: "Not true bitch."
howlingtwat: "Noooooo. Ouch. Youuurre hurrrtinnnnnngg mmeeeeeee"
Top 10%: "How does that feel"
howlingtwat: "I am better than youuuuu. Loookkk at myyy mattthhh skilllssss. OWWWWCH. OUUUUUCCCCCCH!@!!!!"

O-holing 

The process of Briefly boiling Okra until it becomes slimy but still firm and placing it in the anus. The slime enters the bloodstream through the thin walls of the lower intestine and creates a hallucinogenic effect.

Made national attention after a small article in The Wichita Post Gazette was picked up by the Associated Press.
After O-holing all night, Jake was so buzzed he broke into his own car because he forgot where he put his keys. They were in his back pocket.
O-holing by Met Kendrick September 12, 2008

Hollingsworth 

Like a good whisky a Hollingsworth is distinctive and rare, never boring or average. He strives to realize his full potential while never judging others unless they wear 5Fingers footwear or similar gaybert attire. Because of his many sensual talents, sexy physique and physical attributes, psychological and physical dependence can be a danger. If you find yourself completely addicted there is a treatment facility in Southern Albania on the Ksamil Islands. The waiting list is long and the facility is only accessible by boat because a true Hollingsworth addict would do anything to be near this beautiful and amazing man.
My Hollingsworth addiction is so strong, I need a fix now!
Hollingsworth by 5fingers October 14, 2011

low holing 

When a fisherman jumps ahead of you to to the next fishing hole.
that douche jumped ahead of me "low holing" me and stealing my potential fish
low holing by fishman99 March 4, 2014