Sneeze Herpes 

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.

I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!

Sneeze Herpes by pickles24 March 18, 2020

Paul C. Hemmes 

Paul C. Hemmes developed a fondness for film at an early age, fired by his paternal grandfather’s flair for home movies and his first screening of Squirm in 1976. While a fan of all types of films, genre films such as horror and science fiction are among his favorites. His educational credits to date include a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications from Columbia College Chicago as well as a Master of Science Degree in Information Systems from the University of Phoenix. In addition to his Executive Producer role on the documentary, The Reptile Sanctuary, he also wrote, produced, and directed two feature films, The Domain (2007) and Dead Enders (2009), which he created under the banner of his multimedia company FANCY LAD FILMS.

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Paul C. Hemmes by kymastyx September 19, 2009

Herpes Juice 

Often produced as a side product during the creation of Cockcheese, Herpes Juice is the result of a man with STD sores on his dick masturbating without a finish for five or more consecutive hours. During this time, the friction and pressure exerted from his hand will cause the sores to swell and eventually burst, causing a mix of blood and the essence of the infection to ooze out and fall to the floor. While this often mixes into cum from a cockcheese process or the eventual result from the coexisting masturbation (often mixing with the semen and creating a pink-ish colored solution that smells similar to the experience of snorting melted chicken shit), many will collect this in a jar or other sort of container. Often, both the initial red blood from the sores bursting and the blood diluted yellow from a microscopic ecosystem of bacteria and viruses will be dumped into a pot together and mixed. During the churning process; corn syrup, salt, and red food coloring are added to thicken it and cover up the tint of yellow in its color. The end result is Herpes Juice, a product with a taste that makes you feel like a rape victim who had their mouth molested by a horse's cock dipped in soggy mud. Afterwards, it is packaged into a plastic container and ready to be sold in stores as Heinz Ketchup.

Next time you're in a grocery store, you'll cringe while you're passing through the condiments section and thinking of the Herpes Juice mass produced and organized side-by-side on the shelves.

Herpes Juice by Dorr200789 February 18, 2010

HERPES BOY 

A kid with herpes on his face or genitals. Has no personal hygeine. Dont let them come near you.

Vitale is the kind of herpes boys.

HERPES BOY by atumes January 10, 2008

herpes 

An STD which people are incredibly ignorant about.

1 in 5 American adults have genital herpes, and 80% of those are not even aware of it. This means that you don't have to be a slut to have herpes! Everyone is at risk, and all it takes is one enounter to get it. You can even get it if you use a condom, because it is spread from skin-to-skin contact as opposed to through body fluids.

Cold sores (which is oral herpes) + oral sex = potential genital herpes. 80% of people have oral herpes. You do the math.

It is a very mild disease, just a minor skin condition. I can't blame anyone for wanting to protect themselves from it, but it is blown waaay out of proportion in society. It's not AIDS or cancer, for fuck's sake.

Although there is no cure for herpes, infected people can have a hard time with it because of the unfair stigma that is attached to herpes in our society.

Herpes is no fun, but it's not the end of the world either

herpes by 389753084 July 13, 2009

Hempus Fugit 

That pot-induced feeling of time loss (which is really just short-term memory loss).

I can't believe that no one thought of this before. Probably they did, but, you know, hempus fugit.

Hempus Fugit by Linus Oxenfarter February 15, 2018

hemesh 

A Sanskrit word which may either God of wealth or God of ice but more commonly can be used as clever, cute.

He is hemesh

hemesh by anonymous September 6, 2020