booby hatch

a mental hospital, an insane asylum

He did not turn himself in to the booby hatch, nor did he use drugs.

booby hatch by Light Joker May 19, 2005

booby hatch

Actually misspelled.

Boobie hatch is an ancient term for small hatch covers intended to keep a species of seabird called a Boobie from entering a ship through portholes and other smaller ventilation opening.

The usage to mean insane asylum is probably related to events happening when things enter through a boobie hatch. Either its drunken sailor activity (urination, etc) or a very messy situation involving an excited seabird thrashing around madly in a confined space with a bunch of sailors.

Someone left a (boobie) booby hatch open when we docked. A boobie crawled in and then all hell broke loose after if the bird landed on the Captain's bowl of soup and shat in it. It was all arms and legs thrashing about for 10-15 minutes. And someone lost an eye to its beak before cook crushed the boobie against a bulkhead with a skillet. Yes a regular mad house all because of an unsecured (boobie) booby hatch.

booby hatch by Captain Cooke February 9, 2010

Moss Covered Hatchet Wound 

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

Moss Covered Hatchet Wound by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

Scat hatch 

A sexual term for an asshole.

When I had diarrhea my scat hatch was like a super soaker full of swamp water

Scat hatch by Stupid nutty diulted fuck September 4, 2010

bury the hatchet 

to make peace (from the alleged Native American practice of burying one's weapons as a sign of peace)

It's time we stopped fighting and bury the hatchet.

bury the hatchet by Light Joker January 3, 2006

don't count your chickens before they hatch 

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

don't count your chickens before they hatch by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

hitched 

to get married; or already married

We are getting hitched.

hitched by marcuss April 26, 2006