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fuckhole 

noun: a surgically-created, dead-end open wound which serves as an orifice located at the base of a male's torso, between his legs; made out of a split and inverted penis or length of colon, which is usually smelly (the research calls "malodorous") and accumulates hairballs, that males pretend is a vagina so they can maintain the delusion that they're not gay and have another male fuck them in it, ejaculate in it, rather than "taking it up the arse"; unlike real vaginas which are part of female anatomy, is not self cleaning; can be filled with fecal bacteria - hence the reference to "malodorous"; also requires dilation to keep the open wound from healing
John was pleased that his medical insurance paid for him to have his penis turned into a fuckhole; now he could call himself Jane and have lots of penetrative sex with men without risking anal prolapse.
fuckhole by THE_TRUTH_BOMB September 26, 2017
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Fuckhole 

This is the catch-all of curse words. Used when someone is being a pussy, a cunt, and an asshole, simultaneously.
Eric just ripped that out of my hands. He is such a fuckhole.
Fuckhole by NotARegularMom August 7, 2018

Fuckhole 

A hole that is able to be fucked or a hole that someone is able to fit their dick into
WOW! a Fuckhole i wonder if my dick will fit in it

Fuckfoolery 

Fuckfoolery is something that is fucked up and that'll have you looking like a fool
She went back to her ex after she caught him cheating with her sister what type fuckfoolery is that
Fuckfoolery by Marica Dorsey July 12, 2018

Fuckhole 

When an asshole is used more for fucking than to poop. The first necessity of the asshole is to fuck. Under this circumstance an asshole transformes into a fuckhole.
Cheese: Your asshole gets fucked a lot now doesn't it?
Salt: Yeah, true. It's actually a fuckhole.
Fuckhole by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

fuckmuller 

A fuckmuller is someone who after intercourse fires his yoghurt wherever he please….
Jesus Josh you Fuckmuller, you’ve just fired your yogurt all over my bifters..
Spray me you Fuckmuller
fuckmuller by Sutty9 September 10, 2021

Fuckmuller 

When you crash the yoghurt truck where ever you wish…
Joshi you Fuckmuller… you crashed your yoghurt truck all over my titties.
Do it now you Fuckmuller, unleash hell all over my kebab…
Fuckmuller by Sutty9 September 20, 2021