forcing an owl to jog at noon 

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by num421337 April 2, 2010

forbigga 

the forbidden nigger

Hey, this nigger is white, must be a forbigga.

forbigga by Gokigga the supernigga May 9, 2022

d-forcing 

D-forcing is the act of playing music of the dragonforce variety very loudly at passers buy whilst in a car, in order to gain their attention and also to cause surprise. The idea is to have the music set very loudly but paused, so that when a target (a person at the side of the road) is about next to the car, you can press play and "d-force" them. It is important to know that having the windows down will greatly increase impact. For added effect a shout from the people in the car can be used to gain attention just before the music is played.

In a sentence: "You've been d-forced fool!" and "Whoa! I've been d-forced" or "Lets go d-forcing"

d-forcing by BPJ Productions May 26, 2008

Hayden Fortington 

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay

Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt

Hayden Fortington by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020

forking out 

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".

Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

forking out by JeremyH February 7, 2008

dragon-forcing 

When guitarists force unnecessary technical riffs in their playing to propel their guitar wankery to new levels. Employed religiously by the band Dragonforce, whose guitar-masturbation prowess is unrivaled. Often also attempted by jack-offs at Guitar Center who sit and play the same sweeps all day long, hoping to somehow be "discovered" in their unrelenting daily solo-debuts.

"That doochebag has been over there dragon-forcing his lame-ass riffs on that Marshall half-stack for about half an hour now."

dragon-forcing by dead_on_arrival1123 October 28, 2008

Fobbing 

Verb: Listening to Fall Out Boy (FOB) repeatedly until orgasm is achieved through the eardrums. Much like fapping, but instead of lube you have Fall Out Boy's sound waves, instead of genitalia you are using your eardrums, and in place of the kleenex is your soul.

1: I sat at work sending emails and Fobbing for a few hours.

2: Man, he sure knows how to have a good time, Fobbing like that is quite the luxury.

3: Getting drunk and Fobbing is the only way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

4: Grab some mickey's and come over, Fall Out Boy's new album dropped, we have some serious fobbing to do.

Fobbing by MaverickKira April 9, 2013