duh football
Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!
duh football by Dentar July 30, 2008
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Football Widow
Football Widow by Julie H December 8, 2005
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football zombie
A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.
My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.
football zombie by IH8FB November 12, 2012
Football cut
Similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma's and/or mom's with blonde hair. The hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. They get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.
Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"
Football cut by rPysh February 7, 2017
Pick up a football
Popularized by Twitter user @dril.
A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
Pick up a football by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020
winter football
A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.
winter football by Christmasy January 22, 2016