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adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.
"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"
couched by Aldo February 5, 2005
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CROOM-A-COOCHEE 

A place to raise children and avoid the big city drama, gangs, traffic and being overly policed.
River, lakes, woods, bike and hiking trails.
Hunting is good, fishing is great, dirt, motor cross, horse back, river jet skiing is awesome.
Simple lifestyle and cheap living with good people.
Everyone knows your name and willing to help others in need.

The violence is next to none, people here working to get along and work it out amongst themselves without wasting tax's payers money.
They don't want to become a big city or part of the big city that's why it's such a dreamers paradise.
Now, do beware of the croom witch she's in them there woods somewhere but good luck finding her.
If you live here long enough you may be called a

CROOM-A-KNIGHT and that is a compliment.
Life is good, cooks outs, cold beer from the croom store and friendship within this small community, truly amazing and loving place to live.
God bless the

CROOM-A-KNIGHTS...
CROOM-A-COOCHEE is a wonderful place to live.
CROOM-A-COOCHEE by CROOM-A-KNIGHT February 28, 2017

chooched 

v. To shortchange, rip-off, overcharge, steal.
We totally chooched the waitress by forgetting to leave a tip.
We got chooched on these $2 sodas, they're only 50 cents at the store.
chooched by Dain G. July 15, 2006
To be screwed (or fucked) out of something one rightfully owns or deserves by being subjected to unfair or undeserved authority. Often by administration or law.

Originated as a reference to the Cochran law firm as referenced by Good Charlotte in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". See cochran.
Man, my employee just coched me out of $20,000; apparently, he shot himself in the eye with a defective nail gun.
Coched by YellowBoyInBrownTown March 10, 2009

Coochee Monster 

Any horn dog sex maniac, sex addict that eats way too much pussy for his or her own good.
Mr. Jizzman better cut down on the amount of pussy he's been eating or he'll turn into the Coochee Monster!

I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.

coocherific 

1. As good as coocher.
2. Terrific to the ultimate degree.
3. The best of the best.
4. Something in good taste,that tastes good.
5. DAMN GOOD TASTING PUSSY!
Just seeing Melinda is so Coocherific that I feel I've died
and gone to coocher paradise!
coocherific by key6942 January 6, 2009