Consulation Guest

A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

Consulation Guest by MsRat3 December 1, 2013

Consolation Prize

A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.

She's just the consolation prize. I'm the REAL indian dream.

Consolation Prize by rackanna January 12, 2011

Ejaculate Consumption Theory 

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.

The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.

Ejaculate Consumption Theory by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

obsessive consumption disorder 

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.

She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.

obsessive consumption disorder by Herman C September 14, 2011

conjugation

The inflection of verbs.

The whole set of inflected forms of a verb or the recital or display thereof in a fixed order: The conjugation of the Latin verb amo begins amo, amas, amat.

A class of verbs having similar sets of inflected forms: the Latin second conjugation.

amo
amas
amat
amamus
amatis
amant

That is the 1st conjugation in Latin for the word amo.

conjugation by Lovah18 December 13, 2008

consummation brunch 

A brunch held by the bride and groom on the day after a wedding, usually inviting the out-of-town guests. Usually a low key way to end a wedding weekend.

Jack and Kate’s friends attended the consummation brunch, despite all being hung over from the wedding the night before.

consummation brunch by jdiggity83 October 12, 2018

consmaction 

1.a contracton which also involves a smacking action

2.a conspiracy to smack

3.a constant smacking action

1.Marc had a consmaction the other day when he smacked himself while his vagina contracted.

2.I'm going to lay a consmaction on your ass

consmaction by roti77 March 12, 2009