Total Compensation Equilibrium 

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

Total Compensation Equilibrium by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

Compensation

Corporate language refering to a person's salary, esp. if said salary is ludicrously high and/or the person in question is a celebrity or otherwise someone whose job is also his/her hobby.

Mr. Beckham is guaranteed a total compensation of minimum $4 million per annum under the terms of his new contract, an MLS spokesman said.

Compensation by bikeridetothemoon November 8, 2012

Compensator 

Someone who tries to make up for his lack of personality by trying to dress popular; a poser.

Did you see that guy wearing the shades indoors? He's no Wesker. He must be a compensator!

Compensator by Durango June 24, 2006

Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

Compensation Cannon by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005

Compensatory 

A word Heather uses to act smarter than everyone else

"Don't tell anyone but I don't even know what compensatory means"

Compensatory by Jean Jack December 15, 2017

Compensation cuddles 

After sex cuddles to appease the woman.

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.

Compensation cuddles by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019

Law of Reverse Compensation 

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.

"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation

Law of Reverse Compensation by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023