It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are
“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!
Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:
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Happiness-
12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
-
German heritage
Symptoms of being a plop may include:
- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your
soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole
bag of tortilla chips vertically
Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking
plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good
plop!
Plop (adjective)
Both curseword and compliment
