Axe Body Spray 

A barely passible anti-perspirant that's known for its heavy lies in its advertising
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials

In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application

or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!

High School Boy: I tried Axe Body Spray after seeing the ads on MTV
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself

Axe Body Spray by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

wet axe

the reception of a blowjob while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero

Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"

wet axe by matt555 August 9, 2009

Warner Axiom 

The statement that "people who don't actually use a password regularly should not be able to pick said password".

The assumption being that one would pick a password at random... or worse, from some "hip" list of l337 phrases because they want to seem relevant. Typically this is also done without consideration for being able to reproduce the password later on.

IT Employee: "What password should we use for our Cisco Routers?"

Marketing Employee: "How about 'brokDedz0r*' ?"

IT Employee: "Sorry, we'd be breaking the Warner axiom by letting you pick. What the hell does that even mean, anyway?"

Warner Axiom by theboblive January 25, 2012

Battle Axe Syndrome 

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

Battle Axe Syndrome by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

Shitting An Axe 

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

Shitting An Axe by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

The Axe Effect

What happens when you wear Axe.

Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.

Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect

Do not press the button down all the way.

PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.

TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.

FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.

The Axe Effect by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

axle grease 

brown-colored fecal residue that accumulates within the anal area as heat is generated between the butt cheeks, and mixes with anal perspiration, usu. during strenuous activity, or during a hot day. Is usually a by-product of swamp ass.

After defecating and wiping 64 times, my rectal area appeared to be as clean and pure as the white-driven snow. However, an hour later, as the the heat and humidity increased, this just wasn't the case. My swamp ass generated a little axle grease, as evidenced by the bacon strips on the inside of my underwear (which were the size of Rhode Island.) Shootin' hoops for lengthy periods can contribute to this deplorable condition as well.

axle grease by weave March 21, 2003