Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub

My brother just got a crowning clutch

Crowning Clutch by Lil logma March 29, 2023

Double Clutch 

The act of sneaking up on someone and squeezing both of their buttcheeks at the same time.

Keep an eye on Ava at parties. She’s infamous for double clutching.

Double Clutch by TanksR4babies July 8, 2023

Static Clutch 

A gamer that is cracked as hell.

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.

Static Clutch by Static Clutch May 21, 2023

rectal clutch 

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out

“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues

rectal clutch by Cheese vault May 24, 2023

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) 

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

burning the clutch 

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.

Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.

burning the clutch by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

The Carpenters clutch 

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

The Carpenters clutch by Sparky503 March 29, 2017