poopy hands 

The act of pooping and not washing your hands before leaving the restroom, then rubbing your hands on another persons face while announcing that you indeed have poopy hands. Usually immediately followed by the antagonist singing the poopy hands song.

Adam: Hey Grant, guess what?
Grant: What?
Adam: gently caresses Grant's face I just went to the restroom and I have poopy hands! Oh you love poopy hands, poopy hands on your face.

poopy hands by gmoney422 May 20, 2016

lumberjack handshake

When two or more bearded men greet each other by gently tugging and/or shaking each others beards.

Jim greeted Bill with a lumberjack handshake .

lumberjack handshake by RedBeardedDragon March 27, 2017

Ham handlers 

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

Ham handlers by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020

Cypriot Handshake

An unorthodox greeting whereby the dominant person will kiss the toes of the more submissive person and then their forehead.

Dave walked into the room where Dan was laying down and gave him the Cypriot handshake, Dave kissed Dan’s toes and then his forehead.

Cypriot Handshake by Softy101 September 29, 2021

Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

Italian Handstand by BlownClone March 8, 2023

The Peter Pan Handbook 

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

The Peter Pan Handbook by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

Sawyer's Handful 

A quantity suggestive of fewer than five, or a short handful.

Derived from the concept of a lumber-mill worker’s (sawyer’s) hand often missing a finger and so less able to hold as much as a whole hand.

Being moody and obnoxious, Scott had only a sawyer's handful of friends.

Sawyer's Handful by Bilham May 14, 2010