iPhone 3G

The iPhone 3G is Apple’s 2nd ever iPhone. It was announced in June 2008 in San Francisco and released the same month. 2 years after its release, it discontinued. Over the 1st weekend 1 million units were made. It weighed 133g. It supports from iOS 2 to iOS 4 .

The last smartphone my grandfather had was an iPhone 3G in the late 2000s.

iPhone 3G by AristosexcellentGreek March 22, 2026

iPhone Air

Maybe be strong af despite how thin it is but only has one camera, a mono speaker which doesn’t even sound that good and all the money spent is for the thinness of it.

The iPhone Air 2 needs to have at least 2 cameras and stereo speakers to justify its price.

iPhone Air by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 10, 2026

iPhone 17 pro

A bloody powerful and fast iPhone!

The iPhone 17 pro is so damn overpowered

iPhone 17 pro by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 13, 2026

iPhone effect 

The phenomenon where iPhone users are perceived as more attractive than Android users or those without any smartphone, often tied to social status and branding.

At the party, I couldn’t help but notice the iPhone effect; everyone flocked to the girl with the latest iPhone, while the Android users stood awkwardly in the corner.

iPhone effect by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

iPhone 13 mini

The Airbus A318 of the smartphone world.

The iPhone 13 mini is the equivalent of the airbus A318. Its small size crippled its battery life and hampered sales. Same with the airbus A318. It was too small and its engines burned more fuel than expected so airlines didn’t want to operate it. It’s still in service with Air France, but will eventually be replaced by the A220.

iPhone 13 mini by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 18, 2025

iPhone 17 

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.

Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

iPhone 17 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 9, 2025

iPhone 17 

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.

Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

iPhone 17 by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 10, 2025