breast nazi 

Self-labelled "lactivist" who feels entitled to berate new parents in the formula isle, either for choosing not to or being unable to breastfeed.

Breast Nazi: OMG HOW CAN YOU FEED YOUR BABY POISON! FORMULA MAKE YOUR CHILD A DUMB-ASS/YOUR KID WILL GET CANCER! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOW MILK SUPPLY! TRY HARDER! BREAST IS BEST!

New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!

breast nazi by deedeekins December 7, 2016

breast friends forever

Two girls who are best friends forever, but have breasts (coz they are girls), so become breast friends forever

A girl who is a guy's best friend, is his breast friend

Carla and Sarah are breast friends forever!

Emily is my breast friend!, said Liam

breast friends forever by BruSta November 25, 2018

breastnuts 

When evolution removes the need for male nipples and replaces these with two extra penises, the additional testicles are now referred to as #breastnuts.

It’s so cold it would freeze the breastnuts off a brass monkey

breastnuts by BDAM6 April 13, 2019

Breastaurant 

It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips

Last Friday, I went to a breastaurant! You know not for the food but for the titties!

Breastaurant by Kidswillbekids September 9, 2020

Breastphobia 

Fear of titties

Some dude: *looks at some voluptuous titties*
Same guy: *dies from fear because he has breastphobia*

Breastphobia by Emerson-is-gay March 14, 2021

Breastige

Respect and recognition of a woman's (or man's, trans's, bi's, etc.) quality, volume or aesthetically pleasing breasts, whether natural or man-made, covered or uncovered. Can include "side breast".

Though naturally gifted, Pamela Anderson and Cardi B turned to a surgeons to enhance their breastige.

Breastige by Don Kingery August 13, 2021

Breast Pump 

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

Breast Pump by Mike Panama April 30, 2022