pope john high school

Pope John XXIII Regional H.S. is a Catholic prep school located in Sparta, New Jersey (Diocese of Patterson). The school places a huge emphasis on college exams, honors classes and sports, especially football. The student body is preppy, conservative and yes, a bit stuck-up. It helps to be a jock and/or have an Irish surname.

"Are you one of those rich fuckers who goes to Pope John High School?" "Yes, but at least I can spell!"

pope john high school by GoLions October 3, 2006

make a phone call to John Wayne 

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

make a phone call to John Wayne by the crab show July 8, 2009

St. John's Prep 

St. John's Prep, located in Danvers, Massachusetts is an all boys private high school. Started by the Xaverian Brothers, the Prep is well known due to its powerhouse athletics, difficult academic workload, and beautiful campus. Typically, graduates attend big name universities around the country. The Prep is modeled after Boston College, a school where many Prep grads apply and attend after graduation.

Students of the Prep typically come from very wealthy families of the North Shore of Massachusetts and Southern New Hampshire. The student parking lot includes dozens of wealthy vehicle marques and students are typically adorned in their extremely preppy attire including Polo or Tommy Hilfiger. The boys of the Prep are the crème of the crop and many of the girls in the local area want a "Prep Boy" to bring home to Mom and Dad.

St. John's breeds the best and brightest. It turns ordinary boys into leaders and gentlemen. People know when they meet a Prep boy because of his class and dignity as well as their outstanding respect and distinctive mannerisms.

Without a doubt the Prep is the best school for boys the world throughout. There is no finer school that will provide the depth and precision of an education while transforming an ordinary boy into a world class gentleman.

"Where do you go to high school, young man?"
"I go to St. John's Prep..."
"Well allow me to introduce you to my daughter!"

St. John's Prep by EAGLE123 December 6, 2006

She John 

A Manly looking bitch

"Damn look at that ugly ass She John!!!"

She John by Weirdman June 11, 2006

peeping john 

a loser named john who sits outside your window and watches you through your window and may or may not be naked.

i am john and im watching you through your window because im a peeping john. naked.

peeping john by john peepers September 9, 2006

bear john

A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.

"So how did your date go?"

"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"

bear john by boo funny April 21, 2008

Elton John

It’s the gay version of pulling off a "rock star" move. Being so fabulous, and over the top gay with something, that it just works and you get away with it. Anyone can have a Bedazzler, but is it gold plated?

Gay Tim 1. “I didn't think you could pull off that rhinestone jacket with that tiara"

Gay Tim 2 " Yah I totally Elton Johned that jacket and the doorman let me in to the club for free"

Elton John by Nantuckettrimmer May 12, 2014