smokestack lightning

n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.

v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)

"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."

"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."

by jacksonwillkillyou May 17, 2010

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Irish Lightning

To screw up setting your house or business on fire for insurance and either get caught by the police or burn to death along with the property.

See also: Jewish Lightning.

Mickey went to give it a little Irish Lightning and ended up as part of the fire.

by icbkr July 27, 2011

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Moon lighting

Picking up while already pinned.

Lady sleeps with man in a hotel, he falls asleep, she comes downstairs and picks up another (this is the part referred to as Moon lighting), sleeps with him and then goes back to the original.

by Lallie Wade October 23, 2008