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Winston Wolf 

A person who solves problems - usually with brilliant, lucid thinking under pressure and stylish charisma for galvanizing other people into action.

The phrase comes from the film Pulp Fiction, and can now be used for any seriously efficient professional fixer.
Jules, Vincent and Jimmy didn't know what to do about Marvin until Winston Wolf turned up.

"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."
Winston Wolf by Lior Bar-On September 22, 2007
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westoned 

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"
westoned by Goatlips August 20, 2008

The Winston Slip

The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with no anticipation of a second.
"Last weekend I totally gave her the Winston slip",
"where is she now"?
"I never called her back"
The Winston Slip by pkb July 19, 2006

Slimey winston 

Slimey winston by Macydees August 16, 2018

Winstona 

best friend material.HUGE ASS.great friend, who always keeps it 100% real. Dont have time for fake people, runs with the best. Short. Ghetto.LOUD.crazy, but knows when to chill.OVERALL a beautiful person inside and out
Winstona is original
Winstona by Becca & Cara November 14, 2009

winston tuck

A method for tucking the penis wherein it is folded in half on its underside before being tucked between the legs for concealment.
Bill's pants were so tight the only way he could fit into them was to employ a winston tuck.
winston tuck by David Ricardo January 22, 2014

Winston Churchill

(v). The practice of having alcohol in one's system the entire day, from waking up till bedtime, not a completely hammered level of alcohol, but just enough to make you a wisecracking, World-War-Two winning Briton.
"Guys, this Saturday we're gonna Winston Churchill it starting 9 am."
Winston Churchill by it's jules August 27, 2009