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wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
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When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."
Wiping by TartOfThePops May 21, 2010
To own someone or something in a competitive event.
I was hybridding at Mage bank and was womping kids.
Womping by seshy12222 June 4, 2013
The act of making a song worse by adding dubstep wabbles into every break of the original song.
Dude i hate when people just go around womping all my favorite songs
Womping by The Interpreteer May 21, 2011

womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
Look a car! I think I'll eat it!
womping willow by Corey April 24, 2005

Wimplings 

A group of people who are wimps
Hey you see that group of people? Yea they’re Wimplings.