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that fool been walking in circles in front of the 7-Eleven for about an hour now he's wigging
Wigging by Up hill me January 22, 2017

Wigging out 

When someone begins acting weird or panicking in an everyday situation
Friend one: Oi Ned hookup with that chick
Friend two: Nah dude he won't, look at him.. he's wigging out.
Later
Friend one: Did you hookup with her?

Ned: Nah I wigged out so hard bro
Wigging out by Sick Lad Nedchav September 28, 2012

dick waggling contest 

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

waggling 

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."
John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.
waggling by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded
Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
tard waggling by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

tooth wigglin'

a raunchy make out session in which teeth may come loose and wiggle.
My oh my, he is so fine. We best be doin' some tooth wigglin' tonight.

So I heard Mary and Joe were tooth wigglin' at that party last night...
tooth wigglin' by woburn4eva August 28, 2010