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Virginia Flagging 

Named after the Virginia flag, Virginia Flagging is the act of having one boob out and visible when wearing a dress. Virginia Flagging is a purposeful wardrope choice, distinguishing it from a common nip slip.
Did you see Amy Virginia Flagging it at the wedding?
It really should have been distasteful, but she somehow pulled it off.

Even better than side boob, my date was Virginia Flagging.

She asked what she should wear; I told her to consider tactically Virginia Flagging it. Surely enough she turned some heads.

new manchester, west virginia 

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!
When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.

Lovettsville, Virginia

The asshole of the wealthiest county in the nation-Loudoun
If you are from Lovettsville, Virginia you are poor and rich at the same time.

A house in lovettsville costs 500,000
A house anywhere else in loudoun county costs 1,500,000

Northern Virginia Girls 

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.

Virginiaty 

Having abstained from entering the state of Virginia, so far in your life.
Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip!

Man 2: Awesome! Maybe one day I will break my Virginiaty.
Virginiaty by Eziquio C. December 22, 2014