Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

Valediction Shuffle by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

vaded 

An adjective that refers to something that is of higher quality and higher standard. This can be used to describe people, objects, etc. in any situation.

"That outfit is vaded!"
"Did you see how vaded his car was?"

vaded by xanthonyx April 9, 2017

Vexed 

pissed off, anoyyed etc

im fucking vexed

Vexed by steve November 5, 2003

Texted Vexed 

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

Texted Vexed by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

vajed out 

to have a sore vagina due to over-babymaking in an effort to produce an entire baseball team from one uterus

Bertnee inssits she is all vajed out because her husband has insisted that we need to complete the starting lineup.

vajed out by BigBertha1234567 July 13, 2009

valedictory address 

a speech written by a valedictorian for graduation and which 95% of it are edited by the speech writer, adviser or language teacher.

parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."

valedictory address by jayvee5684 March 28, 2013

valedicktorian 

Someone who graduated purely by pleasing a lot of teachers for better grades.

Rumor has it that she graduated from highschool as a valedicktorian.

valedicktorian by Yingwu June 17, 2020