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Anthony Vasquez 

Anthony Vasquez is a dude who is basically good at everything. He is charming, hot, and handsome. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. Also so incredibly sexy, if you're a girl, you will get turned on so hard. If you are his boyfriend, DON'T lose him. Incredibly strong, he looks like he's a model. Extremely clever as well.
Anthony Vasquez is a handsome being, he looks like one too. He is a human and a dude with glasses.

Camille Vasquez 

A sweet angel who fights the Amber Turds of the world by objecting to all their BS
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee
Camille Vasquez: Objection! Non responsive

Camille Vasquez 

One of Johnny Depp's lawyers. Truly, an inspiration to us all. Isn't afraid to put Amber Turd in her place.
Dude, Camille Vasquez is an absolute bae.

Camille Vasquez 

Camille Vasquez: Felt cute, might go fuck up Amber Turd's whole life today lol.
Camille Vasquez by anonymous June 19, 2022

pulling a José Vasquez 

Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.

Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."

Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"

Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"

Person 2: "Nope.

Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
pulling a José Vasquez by Reila February 23, 2022
A sex-crazed hormonal beast that preys on his victims with vaseline. This jelly freak isn't afraid of anything, and when drunk can take his sick act to the barn yard. Be warned if you ever see a "Vasquez" run! This lube monster will stop at nothing to quench his thirst for stuffing his victims like a crispy cream donut.
"Hey man, that "Vasquez" so gave me the reach around last night."
"Yeah, "Vasquez" made me his jelly donut slave last night too!"
Vasquez by PunkyG July 6, 2010