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A sex-crazed hormonal beast that preys on his victims with vaseline. This jelly freak isn't afraid of anything, and when drunk can take his sick act to the barn yard. Be warned if you ever see a "Vasquez" run! This lube monster will stop at nothing to quench his thirst for stuffing his victims like a crispy cream donut.
"Hey man, that "Vasquez" so gave me the reach around last night."
"Yeah, "Vasquez" made me his jelly donut slave last night too!"
"Yeah, "Vasquez" made me his jelly donut slave last night too!"
by PunkyG July 6, 2010
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