Vasey Vase

An omniscient presence of an all powerful being

"Did you eat at that vasey vase restaurant?"

Vasey Vase by DylNog January 17, 2017

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

You are not the Valedictorian. by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009

Vaeda 

If you ever meet a Vaeda here’s something you need to know... Vaeda is a kind and caring person and she will always go out of her way to make anybody feel happy. She will laugh with you and cry with you, she will do everything with you, except go to the bathroom... that would be weird....... She is the kind of person to always love and care for... I will never forget my best friend Vaeda.

Vaeda is the coolest most funniest person you will ever meet.

Vaeda by Emma Maynard January 24, 2019

reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

reverse-vasectomy by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

No Vaseline 

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube

No Vaseline by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

vasectomy 

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.

Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.

vasectomy by Fireblood September 21, 2005

Valedictorian 

The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation.

My sister was the valedictorian at school

Valedictorian by Malakai April 22, 2006