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Tummy Dinosaurs 

When you are so hungry that your stomache is ROARING like a dinosaurs.
"Man, I was so embarassed when I got the Tummy Dinosaurs in the middle of my SAT."
Tummy Dinosaurs by KammieDee October 15, 2009

Tummy Drum Dong Solo

The act of slapping your dick on your stomach before/after masturbating. To grab it at the base and swing it towards your stomach to produce a slapping sound.
When I was getting warmed up to fap last night, I did a Tummy Drum Dong Solo just to get more in the mood.

tummy texting

When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.
Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.

I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.
tummy texting by Bilbs1 April 23, 2014

tummy porridge 

The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.
"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."

Tummy Fumbler 

A severely obese person, usually a woman who cannot cover her belly and/or gunt with a shirt or pants while walking around with it fumbling out.

1. That woman is one disgusting tummy fumbler.

2. If I ever become a tummy fumbler, please execute me.

tummy sticks 

Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys. Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

<game of tummy sticks ensues>

Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
tummy sticks by raptor13 January 26, 2006