Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

Toledo Torpedo by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Out Trolled 

When someone trying to troll gets trolled on themselves by a lot of people.

Guy 1: That was kinda funny.

Troll: That sucked, and your adopted.

Guy 2: You suck, that was funny, go away, no one loves you.

Guy 3: Ya douchemuffin, that was hilarious.

Guy 1: Oh you just got out trolled!

Out Trolled by The Knowledgeable June 14, 2010

Toledo cunt transfer 

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

Toledo cunt transfer by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Tolleyball 

Game played on a tennis court using a volleyball. The game uses rules similar to volleyball with the exception that the ball is allowed to bounce one time per possesion.

Two to six players may play tolleyball per side.

Tolleyball by Joe Tolleyball Acer March 26, 2010

Toledo Burrito 

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

Toledo Burrito by The Earl of Teabag August 30, 2006

O'Tooled 

1)O'Tooled: Drunk. Hammered. Hungover. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Lawerance of Arabia, and was famous for off screen drinking binges.

2) O'Tooled: Denied. Rejected on a regular basis. Losing streak. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Murphys War, and was famous for not winning an acting Oscar after 8 nomminations.

"Dude!, we got friggen' O'Tooled on that pub crawl last night"

"Dude?!, Dave got totally O'Tooled by every girl on that pub crawl last night!...then again i was way too O'Tooled to keep track of them all"

O'Tooled by James March 6, 2004

Toledo toast 

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

Toledo toast by thebreadguy September 20, 2009