Tollesbury 

A village next to the shithole-dump of tolleshunt d'arcy. This village is the home of all incestulous beings in essex. Don't even go there.

"look at that 6 toed retard from Tollesbury shagging his sister"

Tollesbury by jack712 March 6, 2008

Tollesbury 

An area which is full of insest brothers and sisters who have webbed feet so they can easily participate in creek jumping.

Sam: ‘I’m gonna go home now’

Billy: ‘Ah Sam don’t be boring’

Sam: ‘Nah cba to stay out in Tollesbury tonight’

Leif: ‘Don’t worry Billy we can go back to mine and have fun in my room’

Tollesbury by Morgangsta April 19, 2019

Tollesbury 

sexy and hot. also a good place to die

oh you live in tollesbury? that explains it all.

Tollesbury by A tollesbarian September 18, 2021

Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy) 

Refers directly to Till Lindemann, lead singer for the German Industrial band Rammstein. It refers to the fact that he has put on a little...erm...Weight and it isn't muscle. Also refers indirectly to someone who has put on a few pounds.

He looked a bit like the Tillsbury Doughboy in their video for "Mein Teil" didn't he?

Whoa there, Tillsbury, hit the gym!

No, no, the Tillsbury look is cute, honest!

Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy) by Cyndiana August 4, 2004

toesbury 

the day after tomorrow

oh you know i’ll probably see them tomorrow or toesbury

toesbury by yehaw69nipslip April 21, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019