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tiger schulmann's 

A joke to martial arts in which none should participate due to their total lack of knowledge pertaining to anything karate. If one was to stumble upon a class by accident, it is vital that they forgot everything said there, and if need be take a real leason in fighting.
Hey Joe, your my freind and I will help you with my advice, never go to tiger schulmann's, they have black belts who have not even reached double digit age. What does that tell you?
tiger schulmann's by Zach da Lack August 25, 2006

Tiger's Wood

When you cheat on your wife many times and she catches you "Getting It On".
Last week, my friend got divorced because he was caught having "Tiger's Wood" with a co-worker.
Tiger's Wood by STAN MAN! April 19, 2010

That's What Tiger Said 

Like 'That's What She Said' but instead of 'She', it is replaced with Tiger Woods. Used when something sexual a guy would say because, well, Tiger didn't stop at 3 hoes like Santa Clause.
(Saturday Night Live)

Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!

Time's Square Celebration 

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".

that's what tiger said 

a male version of "that's what she said" referring to Tiger Woods
"That's a big hole!"
"That's what Tiger said!"

Tiger's got Wood! 

1) An expression that could be used right after someone hears that yet another woman has come forward to reveal that she has had sexual relations with the most well-paid athlete in the world.

2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that another woman today said that she had sex with Tiger Woods?"

Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"

Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
Tiger's got Wood! by maxfaxdude December 29, 2009