Noose The Goose 

A subtle reference to a abortion

Sally are you going to Noose The Goose

Noose The Goose by Huuuyot November 7, 2016

Grinding the Goose 

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.

"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."

Grinding the Goose by MCNAIL September 1, 2012

Strangling the goose 

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

Strangling the goose by Fi69 May 2, 2020

loose off the goose 

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

loose off the goose by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

Forcefeeding the goose 

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.

Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.

Forcefeeding the goose by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008

Milking the goose 

Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.

Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!

Milking the goose by Ice Kube February 9, 2012

pump the goose 

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.

"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"

pump the goose by Ed Braun November 4, 2008