Why did the chicken cross the road? 

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

College of the Holy Cross 

Oldest Catholic college in New England, run by the Jesuits and has the highest academic rating (98) of any Catholic college in the nation as rated by the Princeton Review. Holy Cross is the top Catholic liberal arts college per US News & World Report rankings.

College of the Holy Cross has a well deserved reputation for being a lot of work.

College of the Holy Cross by skinnydipping November 2, 2008

Cross the Streams 

When two or more males gather around a single toilet or urinal to see how many times each flow of urine overlaps until all participating males' bladders empty.

"Hey, Chad. Want to go in the bathroom and Cross the Streams? Bill and I counted to 59 last time. A new record!"

Cross the Streams by GiraffePoacher August 19, 2011

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

don't cross the streams by zipwolf June 28, 2006

why did the chicken cross the road? 

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

cross the i 

Dealing with an issue by removing the head of the problem, usually refering to decapitating an individual, but may include the take down of a government or corporation by removing it's leader(s).

"Sneak up on the sentry, cross the I and signal us up."

"Looking through his scope, at the Minister's head, he chuckled at the thought, when I pull this trigger, I'll have crossed the I and dotted the tee at the same time. Won't my fourth grade teacher be so proud..."

Cross the I in Iraq and get ready for a clean-up.

Cross the I in R&D and watch that company fall.

cross the i by mrhines February 5, 2010

Cross the Rubicum 

(Of a male) The act of not pulling out of a female's vagina when about to ejaculate; made worse by the non-usage of a condom.

This phrase is the opposite of the popular "Pull out before it feels good", and instead means to go past the point of no return (i.e. a creampie)

This may further result in pregnancy or a bag baby.

I was getting it in with my girl this weekend, when I decided to cross the rubicum. If she wasn't on the pill, I'd be a father for sure.

I accidentally crossed the rubicum with my friend's sister the other day. Thank goodness for Plan B!

Cross the Rubicum by GerYard April 12, 2014