what the biscuit 

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!

What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!

what the biscuit by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013

had the biscuit 

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

had the biscuit by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa 

A game played by swingers. Woman lays down, whilst several men line up and take turns blindfolded (of course) to 'Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa'. Also known as putting their testicles in the woman's mouth which is full of warm untainted, delicious, scrumptious semen.

Hey Mike, are you up for a bit of dunk the biscuit in the cuppa tonight?

Did you hear about Mandy last night, she got dunked several times!

Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa by SatansLittleLover69 September 20, 2019

had the biscuit 

Worn out and no longer good for anything

My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.

had the biscuit by Bob the BlueBerry February 20, 2009

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit. 

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit. by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

risk it for the biscuit 

Simply, you are willing to risk the consequences to get whatever reward you are after

Jill: Aren't you allergic to to that? Why are you eating it?
Jack: It's good so I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.

risk it for the biscuit by GeorgeAlice October 21, 2015

Come on the Biscuit 

A masturbation party game where male contestants masturbate furiously to avoid being the last to come on the biscuit. With the last past the post having the forfeit of consuming the biscuit.

Fucking hell, I've never been that sick since my last defeat in Come on the Biscuit.

Come on the Biscuit by Big Bad Gaz October 10, 2003