utensil swearing 

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.

twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

utensil swearing by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009

Swearing police 

A group of adults and/or tattletales who try to prohibit children from swearing. This often goes unsuccessfully as the children usually understand the hypocrisy behind it.

kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.

Swearing police by Dubiks December 20, 2018

Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

Stop swearing September by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019

Deadwood swearing 

An excessive use of swear words, especially as in the HBO series "Deadwood". This overuse of swear words can result in a average of one or more swear words in each sentence.

"I just finished the first season of "The Wire" on DVD," said Dad. "It's really great stuff, though the street use of so many F words and other swear words was a bit much at times".

"Oh, that sounds like Deadwood swearing," responded Tai. "Meh"

Deadwood swearing by Walterwego April 29, 2009

Swearing

Making a proclaimation, either verbally or visually (striking a pose).

There she goes again, swearing about how hot she is!

Swearing by moklok May 1, 2011

swearing

A way for people to makethem selves feel cooler.

Fgt: d00d Fuck shit damn!!
Me: uhhh..... cocaine is one hell of a drug eh?

swearing by srsly February 22, 2005

Swearing

“To swear” or “be swearing” in general is to be certain you are the shit, that nigga, or best thing since sliced bread. As an art, swearing is seen everyday in people’s actions. To also swear is to be a misogynistic, double standardized, comedic, narcissistic, conceited, borderline insane, sigma male (or female) with a grindset like no other 🤫. Swearing in the wrong hands can be dangerous as when false sigma males (or females) think they are the shit, in reality it’s just cringe 🤚🏽😼💯. Swearing is also seen through representation of emojis. For example: “🤫” is the most used emoji for swearing as it shows a type of “idgaf”, “don’t worry about it”, “stfu”, etc, kind of alphatude.

Swearing is also subjective so if niggas dead don’t fuck with you, then you will be labeled a dickrider that swears (false swearing) and guess what, you can’t do anything about it. Why ?cause I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

“Nah nigga when I touchdown in the city it’s straight swearing from then on, especially in front of the bitches 😤💯🤫”

“I’m really sum oldhead fly nigga that swears, baby u could NEVER handle this 🤚🏽😎”

(When you spot a false swearer)
Finesse: “Nigga, did you see that 😂🤫 ? ”
Bvndemic: “That nigga swears bro, he’s so ass.”

Swearing by Finesse ♠️ January 6, 2022