Swaine 

Usually a Lord, but sometimes just a massive bellend.

Look at that Swaine acting all high and mighty when really hes just a bellend!

Swaine by Jessabelle downs June 14, 2018

Stained Glass 

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.

“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”

Stained Glass by SoupGG March 15, 2020

cum-stained futon 

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

cum-stained futon by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

Cum Stained Clothing 

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

Cum Stained Clothing by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005

shit-stained-balls 

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

shit-stained-balls by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006

Stained 

A common thing to say when you absolutely destroy someone, often used in video games. Popular amongst pro Valorant, CS:GO and R6 players.

"You just got stained kid"
"Get stained on bozo"

Stained by xX.PROGAMER69 December 12, 2021

Stained 

adj.To Have Sex
adv. To get Robbed
To Get Beat in something really bad

I stained sally last night

I got stained fo my Rims

I was staining them in basketball

Stained by Chi_townz_finest_yo June 1, 2006