Sporking 

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.

We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!

Sporking by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013

sporking 

the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.

two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.

sporking by tarren wilson August 12, 2005

Sporking 

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple

We were sporking last night while watching a movie

Sporking by London & Amanda January 11, 2009

sporking 

The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.

It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?

sporking by hoosasporker May 20, 2009

Sporking 

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!

Sporking by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011

sporking 

abbreviation for simultaneous porking.

simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.

did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.

sporking by mahofufu September 4, 2012

sporking 

The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.

"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?"
Chill i was sporking with my gf

sporking by Evan 1421 September 6, 2007